Mother Lode Christian School: Change Comes Easy?

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Change Comes Easy?

"Neither do men put new wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the wine runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new wine into new bottles, and both are preserved." (Matthew 9:17)

Change comes easy for Christians? If you think it does I have some land to sell you in Jupiter, Tuolumne County, California. (You need to live here.) The following funny really says it all about how welcoming believers/church-goers are to something being different...

"How many church members does it take to change a light bulb?"

Whaddaya mean CHANGE??? That light bulb was given in memory of my Grandmother! My father installed it with his bare hands! He donated his time AND the use of his ladder to do it, too! My family's been members of this church for four generations! And if you think you're gonna come in here and make a bunch of changes all of a sudden, Pastor, you've got another thing coming! (from Clean Christian Jokes)

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